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Enjoy mediocre lunch, AND freshen your breath.
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This universal remote, is universally tur-bull.
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Ever not lose your Chapstick?
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The cords are safe, and the walls are only mostly ruined.
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Homemade Sprite at twice the price!
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At this point you might as well fork.
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Who is drinking all this mayonnaise?
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If you can afford a Keurig, you can afford to order Chinese food.
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Great, now you have to eat the whole box.Ok. Maybe this ones not so bad.
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Now we’re out of Doritos! I hate camping, and I hate you dad!
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I didn’t need that job anyways.
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All the popcorn in my hair was worth it. All the butter was not.
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This helps your friends identify the jerk. Pro tip: It’s you.
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Your collar is so straight, and your neck only suffered 2nd degree burns.
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Very funny. Now where are the cupcakes?