Enjoy mediocre lunch, AND freshen your breath.
The cords are safe, and the walls are only mostly ruined.
Homemade Sprite at twice the price!
At this point you might as well fork.
If you can afford a Keurig, you can afford to order Chinese food.
Great, now you have to eat the whole box.Ok. Maybe this ones not so bad.
Now we’re out of Doritos! I hate camping, and I hate you dad!
All the popcorn in my hair was worth it. All the butter was not.
This helps your friends identify the jerk. Pro tip: It’s you.
Your collar is so straight, and your neck only suffered 2nd degree burns.
Very funny. Now where are the cupcakes?
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