When you forgot the one item you meant to get at the grocery store:
When you were five and your mom made you leave your friend’s house:
Trying to relive your childhood:
When you got your first car:
Your relationship with candy:
When someone says you have terrible taste in music:
When you called someone a “butthead” in 2nd grade:
When you find a t-shirt that you thought was lost forever:
When you’re at a restaurant and a mother sits down at the table next to you with a screaming baby:
When someone asks why you aren’t dating anyone right now:
When you can’t stop clicking links in Wikipedia:
When someone starts telling you about a recent bowel movement:
When a really good looking person says, “Hi,” to you:
When someone asks you to add two numbers together:
When you leave work on Friday:
Having an unpopular opinion online:
When your friend jumps out of nowhere and scares you:
“You spend too much time on the Internet”:
When someone mentions how many friends they have on Facebook: