When someone says you’re too old to play with toys:
Trying to figure out your life:
When someone asks if you have gum:
When you finish a book and don’t know what to do with your life:
When someone tries to tell you how to live your life:
When someone starts playing crappy music:
When you stand up and your foot is asleep:
When you realize you said something really stupid and can’t take it back:
Chewing gum, then drinking water:
When someone says you’re attractive:
When you’re in the car of that one friend who can’t drive:
When someone re-uses a joke you told them and they claim it as their own:
Heading on a road trip with friends:
When you attempt the most basic home repair:
When your food takes forever at a restaurant:
…And you make eye contact with the waiter:
…But then that glorious moment when the food finally comes:
When one side of your headphones stops working:
When someone says, “I have a present for you”:
When someone says you drink too much coffee: