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If You Could Only Pick One, What Would It Be? (16 pics)

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Your own private island or your own private jet?

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Comments (10):

Again I am not typing that much but #7 intelligence make ass loads of money get new younger women looks fade.
meukr 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
1.my own private island
2.never exercice
3.travel through time
4.free tickets to any country..fuck sport events
5.grand estate..fuck the city it's too noisy and polluted
6.who'd gives a shit about space shuttle?...DRAGON!!!!!
7. tony stark..so i could fuck scarlett johanson for a night and dump her for a better looking girl ( there's always better )
8.since i'm tony stark,i could use a super fast internet
9.i'm tony stark..bieng an athlete or an actor is meaningless to me
10.whtie castle
11.i'm tony fucking stark..i don't have to take shit from any of 'em
12.again.i'm tony stark.i can do whatever i whant
14.ps one with every game
15. i could just build them both....did i mention that i was tony stark?
16.ooh for god sake,this is getting annoying...I AM IRON MAN!!...don't you get it?
DarkWolf 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
1- jet. mile high sex.
2- exercise. hotter babe sex.
3- travel. go back and have sex again.
4- plane. sex in Italy.
5- city. more likely to have group sex.
6- dragon. dragon... sex?
7- Stark. smart enough to have sex with Johansson.
8- car. get to places quicker, and have sex.
9- actor. because some women won't have sex unless you're coy.
10- neither. scourge of sex.
11- wth. ruining my sex mood.
12- eh? get away.. with having sex?
13- neither. not sexy enough.
14- lord. this was starting out to be just about sex.
15- ok. no lightsaber sex. too dangerous.
16- no sex for you Steve. I'll take the cash.
Mr. Ree 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Congrats, darkwolf, every one of your answers had the word, 'sex' in it!

m2stech 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Im waiting for Mr Ree's choices
Peanut 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#6...a pet dragon
Mr. Ree 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#1 - Island. I have little need for a jet and the upkeep costs are prohibitive.
#2 - not sleeping - everyone has the ability NOT to exercise
#3 - travel through time - there's billions to be made!
#4 - Don't care but if I had to choose - the USA event of choice
#5 - penthouse but I would sell asap
#6 - stupid, don't give a shit
#7 - Tony Stark - I don't think Scarlett is all that hot
#8 - Both useless but I'd take the car just to sell it
#9 - actor - the career is much longer
#10 - neither
#11 - neither because both conversations would end with me saying: "Go fuck yourself, you cocksucking asshole!"
#12 - I need more specifics before I decide
#13 - Friends - better looking bitches
#14 - Don't give a shit
#15 - stupid - both will exist in this world within a few years
#16 - cash - I have no need for some steroid-riddled ex-wrestler

Tetlis 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#1 Island
#2 Exercice.
#3 Travel through time. Then do the sport's almanac trick from Back to the Futur + take all wall street indice evolution ... PROFIT !
#4 Free Traveling
#5 Grand estate
#6 Stupide question
#7 Stupide question. Being smart as someone that not exist is a bit harder than dating person that actualy exist
#8 Stupide question
#9 Greatest actors win much money for a longer period than athlete pro
#10 Lol junk food or junk food. gtfo.
#11 Stupide question
#12 Undetectable by police
#13 Stupide question, but Friends
#14 First gen console = old fag, next gen console = new fag.
#15 Hoverboard
#16 Stone Cold Steve Austin, then organise 3 fight to get much more monney than $20.000
jan_kowalski 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#1 None
#2 None
#3 None
#4 None
#5 None
#6 None
#7 None
#8 None
#9 None
#10 None
#11 None
#12 None
#13 None
#14 None
#15 None
#16 None
Is Mr. Ree not very bright?