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If You Had These Choices, What Would You Choose? (16 pics)

Posted in Funny » Humor   23 Nov 2013   / 19617 views

A sexy gamer girlfriend or $50,000 cash?

Get away with a bank robbery or get away with an art heist?

Fist fight Justin Bieber or fist fight Kim Jong Un?

Beat Eminem in a freestyle battle or make a game winning touchdown?

The ability to fly or the ability to read minds?

Master every instrument or master every sport?

Have Kanye rant about you on twitter or be the inspiration for Taylor Swift’s next song?

A brand new sports car with no one in it or a 1987 Chrysler LeBaron with Kate Upton inside?

A date with Jennifer Lawrence or All the pizza, forever?

All the money in the world or all the time in the world?

Become a ninja or become a pirate?

Unlimited Nutella or unlimited Krispy Kreme?

Travel 200 years in the past or 200 years to the future?

Live in Harry Potter’s world or live in Lord of the Rings world?

A free Playstaion 4 or a free Xbox One?

The ability to talk to animals or the ability to speak any language fluently?

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Comments (11):

darkraisin 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#8 does it come with free condom?
Mr. Ree 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#1 - money - with it, I could have numerous gamer girlfriends
#2 - money
#3 - take the money from the above and pay them to fight each other. Film it and make millions online.
#4 - I don't give a fuck about either
#5 - read minds - you can use it all thge time to make your life better. Flying would make you a freak show.
#6 - don't care
#7 - Taylor Swift but only if her next song was: "I can't get enough of his cock!"
#8 - Kate but only if she loses a few pounds and gets her legs back
#9 - what does the 'date' consist of?
#10 - neither - all the money in the world would be impossible to store or manage and all the time in the world would mean that at some time (over 1000's and 1000's of years) you would be imprisoned or dirt poor. A better choice would be: never have to pay for anything ever again.
#11 - stupid choices
#12 - neither
#13 - tough choice. I'd rather go 5 years into the future and make notes on winning lottery numbers and winners of sporting events from the previous 4 years
#14 - stupid fucking fantasy crap
#15 - Big fucking deal - what do they cost? A few hundred each?
#16 - animals and I bet the conversations would be much more interesting than speaking to the average human.

jubyp0b 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
@ Mr. Ree

Mostly agreed. Good choices, kind sir.
you sir is a genius!
eipassaa 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#1 - girl, 50k isn't that much
#2 - money, where the hell would I sell the artworks
#3 - bieber
#4 - don't care
#5 - fly, I already know people hate me
#6 - music, chicks dig it
#7 - don't care
#8 - so is she just going to sit in the car ?
#9 - pizza, to shy to meet her
#10 - money
#11 - ninja
#12 - don't care
#13 - future
#14 - don't care
#15 - can buy either one/both
#16 - talk to people
don't feel like typing that much. but I would like to be able to fly any where in the world at any time.
gOto 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#1 $50,000 cash, already have the sexy gamer girlfriend :D
#2 Get away with an art heist
#3 Justin Bieber, but just a big slap in his face
#4 game winning touchdown, hip-hop fights are soooo stupid.... Yo mama!!
#5 fly, I think I really dont like what the people have in his heads
#6 Master every instrument
#7 Don't care
#8 Chrysler LeBaron, I respect people with old cars in good condition
#9 Stupid question, Jennifer Lawrence
#10 all the time in the world, time is money
#11 Become a ninja
#12 Unlimited Nutella, I can make all the grocery that I want
#13 200 years to the future, I can read history, but not about the real future
#14 Lord of the Rings world, you have more chances to survive
#15 Xbox One (I dont want to buy it, but if its free..)
#16 speak any language fluently
Tetlis 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#1 - Real gamers play on PC and obviously there is no girl on the internet. So cash obviously.
#2 - Cash.
#3 - Bieber.
#4 - I don't give a fuck.
#5 - Read mind. No need to be a weirdo.
#6 - Music ofc. Music pro earn cash for a longest period than sports professional.
#7 - I don't give a fuck.
#8 - Kate Upton ofc.
#9 - Jennifer Lawrence ofc.
#10 - Time.
#11 - Stupid question.
#12 - I don't give a fuck.
#13 - Living without technology or in a world ruined by humanity. Neither.
#14 - Harry Potter only if I am a fucking wizzard.
#15 - Neither. A PC is way better than those shit.
#16 - Talk any human langaged.
Cancamuso 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
You got me on the 16th.
djp 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
We can already talk to any animal in the world.

It's just that, mostly, they don't understand us and they can't talk back.
these are all geared towards men >:(