Your beverage is doing this:
Your dog came home looking like this:
Your car windows are turning into sheets of ice:
The local church leaves this message:
Your car’s built-in heater just isn’t enough:
Your cat changed his mind:
And decided to hog the heater instead:
The local police is sending out tweets like this:
The neighborhood dogs are bundling up:
And even the penguins are pulling out the wool socks:
This is how you’re keeping your beers cold:
The fire hydrants are doing this:
This actually seems like it might not be a typo:
Hell has literally frozen over:
Your crocs stick to the wall and your hair is frozen:
This suddenly seems like an acceptable outfit to wear:
Your dog has resorted to feigning injuries:
The squirrels are politely asking to come inside where it’s warm:
You know that ice scraper you own just isn’t going to cut it:
Mortal enemies are putting aside differences to stay warm:
The dog is taking matters into his own hands:
You see…uh…this: