Waiting for the commercials so you can go to the bathroom:
When someone asks what you want for your birthday:
Looking at old pictures of yourself:
That one guy you know who gets a little too friendly:
Reading your old social media posts:
Leaving for work in January:
When you get that random shiver down your spine:
When you finally get home after holding in a fart:
Twirling out of boredom while waiting for your food in the microwave:
When you dip your cookie in the milk for too long and it breaks off:
When your alarm goes off in the morning:
When someone keeps talking to you about something you don’t care about:
When someone you like actually likes you back:
When you really liked a movie and everyone else hated it:
When you remember it’s a three-day weekend:
When your food is too spicy:
Giving people a tour of your home:
When hot people call themselves ugly:
Getting captchas right:
When an artist you hate comes out with a good song:
“Hey, can you do me a favor…”
“…I’ll pay you:”
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