They’re pushy:
And they aren’t too sympathetic:
… Not at all:
They call you out on your “relaxation techniques”:
And they’re always trying to get your hard-earned cash:
They’re a little too wise:
And way too overprotective:
They’re freeloaders and THEY KNOW IT:
And they’re brutally honest:
Way too honest:
They think cows are an appropriate way to measure affection… THEY’RE NOT:
They’re always hatching schemes:
And they won’t let you relax all day:
Or watch Ellen all day:
They have an insatiable appetite for revenge:
And they know just what you’re insecure about:
They’re not afraid to toss around threats:
And they’re an eency bit stubborn:
They love to make you feel bad:
And they’re not afraid to tell it like it is:
They’re always putting out ultimatums:
And always pulling out the “bucket of tears” card:
But, in the end, it’s probably because they’ve got bigger plans… Much bigger plans:
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