When the dentist asks if you’ve been flossing:
When your boyfriend doesn’t want to snuggle with you:
Looking in the mirror when you’re hungover:
Checking your bank account and wondering where all your money went:
Starting a new job:
When you finally feel like you have your shit together and then life hits you with:
When someone’s calling your name, but you can’t figure out where they are:
When someone wants to read something personal you’ve written:
When it’s your birthday and you go to Facebook to watch the notes roll in:
When you walk into a room and a hot person leaves:
When a website says, “email or password is incorrect” and you’re all like, “WHICH ONE!?”
When you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs:
Plugging in a USB on the right side on the first try:
Trying to get in bed after having a few too many:
Waking up with bed head:
When someone tries to change the channel during your favorite show:
At the end of class when the teacher asks if there are any questions:
Embarrassing memories suddenly hitting you like:
When you’re leaving a store after buying stuff and the security detector goes off: