When you realize you’ve eaten way more than anyone else at a party:
When you shave, but missed a small part of your mustache:
When you see a recent pic of your ex and they look terrible:
When you find a new jam to rock out to:
When someone tries to take your favorite seat:
Being stuck in stop-and-go traffic:
When your friends won’t stop teasing you about the person you like:
When you catch someone taking a picture of you and you weren’t ready yet:
Going to underline something and crossing it out instead:
When plans get cancelled that you didn’t want to attend:
When you see someone get up from their seat on the subway:
When someone younger comes along and does everything better than you:
When someone blocks the TV:
When you were little and got a birthday present you didn’t like:
How most people party:
How you party:
When your hairdresser cuts off too much:
When you’re hungry, but your food is too hot:
Finally beating a level you were stuck on forever: