Or insisted that you’re never too old to ride in the cart…
If getting this randomly assigned license plate is the greatest thing that has ever happened to you…
If you’ve caught yourself saying, “No stroller? No problem!”…
If you’ve tried to drink a scented candle…
If you’ve seriously considered spending $110 on 20 pounds of Lucky Charms marshmallows…
If you’ve ever thought a two-person child’s tent would accommodate a full-sized adult…
If you’ve ever abused your power as REI’s visual designer…
Or you’ve ever carefully rearranged the monogrammed hand towels at Bed Bath & Beyond…
Or the books at Barnes & Noble…
If you’ve ever gotten drunk and Disney World and asked to borrow Marry Poppins’ umbrella…
Or you’ve had a custom wine bottle holster installed on your bike…
If baking cookies on your dashboard has seemed just crazy enough to work…
If the scorecard always ends up looking like this on bowling night…
If this seems like the best way to trim your hedges…
And this seems like the best use for your air mattress…
If this is still somehow a hilarious prank in your mind…
Or this…
If you just can’t be bothered to bring the trash down to the end of the driveway…
Or you’ve been late to work because the fog looked a little too menacing…
If you’ve ever enthusiastically met this challenge…
If you’ve ever had an epic tentacle battle in the Home Depot garden section…
And you can’t go grocery shopping without a very specific list of things to buy…
Or if you’re constantly testing where emojis can and cannot be used…
…you’re probably not quite ready for adulthood yet.
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