When you were little and your mom took you to the toy store:
‘Your delivery driver is on his way:’
When you’re driving and the sun is directly in your face:
Thinking about all your responsibilities:
Trying out a new summer look:
When you tell a joke and no one laughs:
Hearing your parents talk about ‘making love:’
Finding out a restaurant isn’t serving breakfast anymore:
When you feel a cold coming on:
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it:
Trying to keep up with your successful friends:
When you realize you left your phone at the restaurant:
Realizing July 4th is on a Friday this year:
When the waiter forgets to include an item on your bill so you get it for free:
When someone is so stupid you’re literally rendered speechless:
Waking up for the first day of work after a vacation:
When your cat is hungry and won’t shut up about it:
When someone makes fun of you for using a big word:
When the water in the toilet splashes up onto you: