“It’s Friday what do you want to do tonight!?”
When you see a dog that’s been dressed up in tiny clothes:
When someone you hate talks about how bad their day was:
Getting drunk at a party when your ex shows up:
When someone insults your best friend:
When rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law, but then whine when people illegally download their music:
Looking at the clock in the middle of a Netflix marathon:
Waking up a minute before the alarm goes off:
When a random stranger won’t stop staring at you:
When you’re getting a shampoo at the salon and the stylist massages your head:
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on:
When you don’t get your friend’s joke:
When you haven’t eaten in two hours:
Checking your credit card bill:
Trying to look professional for a job interview:
When someone pays you a compliment:
When your roommate walks in and you thought you were alone:
When someone corrects your pronunciation of a word:
Thinking about when you were attracted to your ex:
That one friend who says they can’t draw, but then they’re all like: