When you’re staring at someone cute and they catch you:
When you catch yourself in the mirror after a new haircut:
When you smash your pinky toe into the coffee table:
When you find a Coke with your name on it, but it’s misspelled:
Reading your personal blog from years ago:
When someone makes a joke that’s a little too close to the truth:
At a concert and you hear the first few notes of your favorite song:
When your friend has a perfect comeback for that person you both hate:
When you know all the words to a rap song:
After five minutes of cleaning the house:
When someone asks if you’re seeing someone special:
“I have read the terms and conditions:”
Trying to get that piece of food that’s stuck between your teeth:
When your grandma overhears you say that you’re a bit hungry:
When the package says six chicken nuggets, but you get seven:
When someone comments on how sweet you are:
“Oh, I don’t watch TV:”
When someone makes eye contact with you through the crack in the bathroom stall:
After checking out the online menu for the restaurant you’re going to later:
When someone sends you a YouTube video that’s eight minutes long:
Walking into school the first day with your best new outfit:
Trying to hold in a fart on the way out of a room: