23. There’s absolutely no reason why you shouldn’t decide to cheerfully, gleefully, even recklessly split infinitives.
24. Climate change is not a fraud perpetrated by a global conspiracy of lavishly funded scientists.
25. Elephants don’t travel to a secret “elephant’s graveyard” when they’re close to death.
#24 - anthropomorphic climate change is a conspiracy. The climate changes all the time - that's never been disputed.
Please, do fuck off.