26. Orson Welles’ radio broadcast of War of the Worlds did not result in nationwide panic by Americans believing there was a real alien invasion taking place.
27. Your fingernails and hair don’t keep growing after you die.
28. Ostriches don’t stick their heads in the sand when they feel threatened.
29. Napoleon Bonaparte wasn’t short; his height was actually above average for his time.
30. You don’t taste different flavours with different parts of your tongue.
31. Eating turkey doesn’t make you any more sleepy than most other foods.
32. Lightning strikes the same place twice quite a lot, actually.
33. Vaccines do not cause autism.
#24 - anthropomorphic climate change is a conspiracy. The climate changes all the time - that's never been disputed.
Please, do fuck off.