Looking at everyone’s Instagram pics from the weekend and you’re just like:
When the person in front of you in line at a store pulls out a checkbook and casually starts writing a check:
Trying to flirt:
When you turn on your phone and it’s in front-facing mode:
After a night of too much Taco Bell:
When someone makes fun of your insecurities:
When a waiter refills someone else’s drink, but not yours:
When you remember you put food in the oven, but didn’t set a timer:
When you see a friend in the car next to you:
Trying to walk downstairs in the pitch dark:
Making it through Monday:
When you realized the microwave popcorn stopped popping 30 seconds ago:
Trying to convince yourself that you’re excited for classes to start:
Showing up for a party at your crush’s house:
When someone says Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka was better than Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka:
When someone you just met starts telling you intimate details about their life:
Looking at the pile of responsibilities you need to do and just:
Trying sour warheads for the first time:
When your girlfriend asks if you think her friend is hot:
Too much Red Bull: