Edward is a "mecaphile" meaning that he is sexually attracted to machines. He has had 1000 lovers and all but one of them have been cars. His long term lover is a 30 year old Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla who he is in a “open relationship” with along with a 1973 Opal GT called Cinnamon and a 1193 Ford Ranger called Splash.
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Sarkazmo 10 year s ago
Truck fucker!!!
#22 "Clean yourself off, you whore!"
At least we don't have to worry about him reproducing and passing on his messed up genes.
#22 "Clean yourself off, you whore!"
At least we don't have to worry about him reproducing and passing on his messed up genes.
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Mr. Ree 10 year s ago
I never gave it any thought before but getting rust splinters out of your dick has to be a real bitch!
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oddbal 10 year s ago
And again we blame inanimate objects each time one of these crazy people goes on a rampage.
#22 "Clean yourself off, you whore!"
At least we don't have to worry about him reproducing and passing on his messed up genes.
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