Edward Smith is a man who loves cars but he actually has a weird fascination about them that makes him react in quite an interesting way.
Edward is a "mecaphile" meaning that he is sexually attracted to machines. He has had 1000 lovers and all but one of them have been cars. His long term lover is a 30 year old Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla who he is in a “open relationship” with along with a 1973 Opal GT called Cinnamon and a 1193 Ford Ranger called Splash.
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#22 "Clean yourself off, you whore!"
At least we don't have to worry about him reproducing and passing on his messed up genes.
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