When I’m drunk and I see a cutie across the hall
When the Chipotle worker gives me a HUGE scoop of chicken
When the lawnmower won’t start
When my mom asks me where all my money went
When I meet my female friends in front of my girlfriend
My Parents’ Reaction When I Get Off The Internet And Leave My Room
When people are talking about their great weekends and you’re just like:
When you’re at the movies and the person in front of you stands up:
“Hey, can I borrow some money:”
Trying to act cute in a toy store when you were little so your mom would buy you something:
When you’re starving and the waiter takes forever to take your order:
Talking about your coworkers:
When your best friend ignores your texts:
When you realized the microwave popcorn stopped popping 30 seconds ago:
When someone you just met starts telling you intimate details about their life:
Eating cake batter like:
When your girlfriend asks if you think her friend is hot:
Showing up to a party just for the free food:
Watching old cartoons and finally getting the ‘adult’ jokes:
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