The First Official Trailer for Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens

Posted in Videos       29 Nov 2014       7400       6

The real one this time

 

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Fenrisulven 5 year s ago
A sword with a finger guard that cuts fingers?
Never underestimate the power of large crowds, of stupid people.
       
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nohelpneeded 5 year s ago
Yeah, it's like "here, look at this cool shit... oh god there went my fingers! Let me just set this, oh god I've impaled myself with my hand guard!"
       
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LOLMASTER5000 5 year s ago
Looks like it's Jar-Jar'd up again with that ridiculous fucking beach ball droid. All the oldschool nods and inclusions will mean NOTHING if childish, pointless characters like this are in the movie. It's this type of shit that ruined the prequel trilogy and special edition original trilogy.
       
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nohelpneeded 5 year s ago
What is it, do you suppose, that they don't understand? I mean it's not that hard. EVERYONE knows what ruined the prequel and original trilogy but here they are doing exactly that again...
       
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LOLMASTER5000 5 year s ago
I wish I knew. The only conclusion that I can logically draw is that they do not give a rat's ass about the spirit of the original trilogy (which, let's face it, is truly dead). They know that no matter what they poop out, with however many ill-conceived, patronising, idiotic CGI shitcraft characters and ideas, they know they will make money.
       
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LOLMASTER5000 5 year s ago
Now all that it needs is that idiotic pod-racer pulsing engine sound (which has incidentally become the most over-used sound effect in Hollywood).
       
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