These picture perfect scenarios will have all the perfectionists in the world jumping up and down with joy.
Why hello there, pancake.
Oh, you are square, aren’t you, watermelons?
Thank you for your service, tube.
Pyrite has always been the only mineral that really understands you.
Let us all stop to enjoy the perfect snowball.
And the perfect purchase.
The perfect tree.
And, oh, yes, the perfect snack.
How about this once-in-a-lifetime moisturizing experience?
How about this peel?
There there, now, child – the apps have been arranged.
And these books are all in order.
And this bartender, who just gets it.
Ah, these peppers.
No, wait – this pepper.
The batteries who were destined to live in this storage bin.
The clean, perfect shwoop of this paper cutter.
That circle.
The most efficient filing system in the entire world.
Yes. Yes. Nnnnnnnrrrrgggghhhh.
Or at least an easier to achieve symmetrical breakfast.
Order out of chaos. Sunshine after rain. Circle out of shoes.
Box into box.
Be calm, children, and behold: The skin is being peeled from a perfectly ripe peach.
Look at these beans: You’re going to be OK.
Somewhere out there is the beautiful genius who did this.
The exam set-up so perfect it would be impossible to fail.
These pretzels just wanted to say hello, and that it’s going to be all right.
And that some things were simply meant to be.
Like forks and mac and cheese.
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel.
Life should be a series of Symmetry Breakfasts.
The world is a fresh carton of ice cream.