Their smiles are the scariest thing you can possibly see:
They’re always getting in fights:
You can’t trust them (to not fall asleep) around kids:
They have ZERO capacity for love:
They’ll make you look way too uncool by comparison:
They’re always sleeping in late:
They never take themselves seriously:
You’ll lose your spot at the tea party:
They have way too many friends:
They’re always ruining serious pictures:
They’ll make your Halloween costume look terrible by comparison:
They like hugs WAY TOO much:
They’re so cute as puppies you’ll never get anything done with them around:
Just look at how vicious this little fella is:
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Look how afraid this poor deer is:
They’re constantly snacking:
They look too cute in a raincoat:
Basically, they’re TERRIFYING. Who would ever want one?
They never want to get up:
This bunny also clearly fears for its life: