A custom birthday video from a guy covering himself in condiments.
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A ring made of dentures.
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A ring made of dentures WITH BRACES.
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A pair of fork friendship necklaces that say “Father” and “Son.”
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A Val Kilmer paper doll.
Should note that everything in this shop costs $999.99 but worth it imho.
Face candles.
A jar containing a (fake) “parasitic worm maggot extraterrestrial alien.”
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Magic spells for literally anything you could ever need.
A pair of taxidermy mice holding sea urchins.
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A pair of taxidermy mice getting married.
This steampunk baby with a lamp for a face.
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This Barbie with a brain for a head.
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This corsage made out of condoms.
It’s intended for “bridal, bachelorette, or divorce parties.”
“SOVIET VINTAGE CONDOMS” FROM THE ’80s.
They’re listed as “non-use,” which, fair.
A latch hook pillow of a naked lady.
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A mounted and crocheted dildo.
Just like Grandma used to make.
These peanut butter and jelly socks.
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A Dave Grohl prayer candle.
There are a bunch of other celebrities as well.
One hundred toilet paper rolls.
A pickle body pillow.
Very studious.
A spider-lookin’ mutant skeleton made from real bones.
“Ethically sourced bones from at least 10 species.”
This pair of ~herb grinders~ featuring one friend barfing on another friend.
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Mugs shaped like gaping human mouths.
Looks like mouths are having a moment?
Doll head plant markers.
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A goodly variety of prints featuring hot dogs in strange places.
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And also cheese curls.
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Rhino hoof boots.
If you have a spare $625.70, all your dreams are about to come true.
A baked potato beanbag chair.
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A copy of The New Yorker “with the parts I actually read highlighted.”
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