Hotel TV remotes
"About 81 percent of hotel room surfaces sampled held at least some fecal bacteria. And television remotes are, in fact, among the most bacteria-laden surfaces, ranking up there with toilets and bathroom sinks," reports Scientific American.
When you consider how much time you spend touching each of these things, versus touching a beard, it's clear that poopy facial hair is the least of our worries. The good news is, we encounter all of this fecal bacteria day in and day out--and very few of us get sick or die from it. So keep washing those hands and taking care of those immune systems. Everything's gonna be OK.
#1 - There was a time when children could go to parks and playgrounds. Of course, today, parents are often arrested unless they are constantly holding their kids' hands and have them in sterilized, EPA-approved bubble-wrap.
Tanlight, Sunbright...
#3 - Tanning beds/parlors are indeed hazardous. But, then again, so is natural tanning under direct sunlight.
Porta-Poopers
#11 - Same can prolly be said for Greyhound Bus bathrooms and PortaJohns at construction sites, sporting events and outdoor concerts.