The guy who owns this business card.
This fellow, who’s just as helpful as you want to be.
Whoever clearly has a popcorn hookup at the cinema.
Anyone who’s this goddamn talented.
This party animal.
Whoever commits to their opinions like this.
This Batman, who’s really committing to the idea.
This man rocking the greatest hat that has ever existed.
This guy.
This dog that just wants to drive a car.
Emerson Moser, the most impressive troll in history.
This greatest valet guy of all time.
Darth Kickass.
This person with their priorities in order.
Whoever is living their best life like this.
Lawrence.
Dan!
Jeff Goldblum.
Anyone making this perfect purchase.
Whoever put these together.
These people coming together to help one another, in the most appropriate place they could find.
Whoever figured out this work-around.
A kid who can speak this much truth.
Anyone who does this.
Anyone with a mobile barbecue.
Public-service astronomers.
This IT guy.
And this big winner, who’s the stuff legends speak of.