When it helped you celebrate Christmas without the hassle of cleaning up pine needles
When it helped protect you from the sun's harmful rays
When it helped you land the guy/girl of your dreams
That time it helped you get over your fear of public speaking
When it helped you realize how important the truth can be
When it helped convince you that working out was overrated
When it made your food taste oh so much better
When it helped you determine who your real friends were
When it helped you sleep through the roughest of nights
When it gave you the extra confidence you need to talk to attractive members of the opposite sex
When it drastically increased your level of knowledge on any given subject
When it made another day of work THAT much easier
