When they just wanted to share a chicken recipe.
When Milton was unable to find parking.
When they wanted to check in with an old friend.
When Ela was alarmed and needed to be heard.
When they were the only ones who made sense in a senseless world.
When Bud and Kathy mourned a loss.
When they didn’t give second chances.
When their birthday wishes were perfectly timed and expertly placed.
When they didn’t have internet.
When they loved your pics.
When they tried to steer you in the right direction.
When Carolyn JUST WANTED YOU TO CALL HER.
When Eva shared a link.
When Grandmother Creed sent the wrong emoji.
When they shared a very important status the old-fashioned way.
When Darlene was dishing out guilt trips.
When Dollar Tree was, sadly, too late.
When they wanted to log into Facebook.
When they needed to retrace their steps.
When Mickey shared a very important message with Old Country Buffet.
When Mary unfriended Josephine.
When Grandma Judy threw shade.
When Grandma C needed some ’90s Chandler Bing to warm her up.
When Rita liked her own status.
When Grandmaster Flash snuck into their messages.
When we were all hacked.
When they utilized “LOL” at just the right moment.
When they tried to upload photos from Christmas.
When they could handle all that sex.