Vieille Bon Secours Ale $1,000

It’s 10 years old, and it comes in a 12-liter bottle, so at least there’s enough to drown your buyer’s remorse. Except, you’ll also be mourning the fact that you had to buy a ticket to London, seeing as it’s only sold at a bar there called the Bierdome.

The Gigi’s- $14,000

This cocktail is made with 1990 vintage Cristal, 1888 Samalens Vieille Relique Vintage Bas Armagnac, Angostura Bitters and sugar But what drink is complete without a gold leaf garnish? The good news is that you pay for the full bottles of champagne and armagnac.

Legacy By Angostura- $25,000

This rum is the top of the line and is a special blend of 7 of Angostura’s most rare and coveted rums.

Château D’quem 1811- $117,000

This bottle of white wine is the most famous of what is known as a ‘comet vintage,’ a year where a comet sighting precedes the harvest and great wine is a result… naturally. It sold for 6 figures at the Ritz in London in 2011.

Penfolds Ampoule- $168,000

What makes this one so special? It contains the highly-prized 2004 Kalimna Block 42 Cabernet Sauvignon. If that doesn’t make you want to throw your life savings at it, perhaps the container will. It’s an airtight hand-blown glass vial suspended by a glass plumb bob in a timber cabinet

Dalmore 62- $180,000

Forget Johnnie Walker, in 2002 the Dalmore released their 62-year-old scotch that immediately became the most valuable in the world. Supposedly even the wood presentation case took 100 hours to create.

Armand de Brignac Midas-$190,000

Known as the “Ace of Spades,” a bottle of one of the world’s top champagnes will cost you quite a bit. The most expensive bottle is 30 liters, but we all know how long that lasts in champagne time.

Diva Vodka- $1 million

It’s first ice-filtered, then charcoal-filtered and finally filtered through a sand made of precious stones. If just the vodka is all you want, you can buy a bottle for $4,000. The million dollar price tag is for a bottle filled with the precious and semi-precious stones.

Henri IV Dudognon

Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne- $2 million What happens when you put good cognac in a bottle dipped in 24 K yellow gold and sterling platinum and decorated with 6,500 diamonds? You get a 17-pound bottle that contains 1-liter of alcohol.

Ley .925 Tequila Pasion Azteca Ultra Premium Anejo- $3.5 million

The cheapest version of this extravagant bottle costs $225,000 and features a hand-crafted white gold and pure platinum bottle. For $1.5 million, you get diamonds on the bottle. If you truly have nothing else to spend your money on, go for the world record-setting $3.5 million bottle made of 8 pounds of platinum and covered in 6400 diamonds.