This Texas girl was given an ultimatum by her boyfriend that either her dog goes or she does. So she took to Craiglist with the funniest response ever.
The post reads:
“Normally I would never do this, but my boyfriend of 3 years is fed up with my incrediabbly cute Great Dane puppy, so I need to find a new home for him.
-He is up to date on all of his shots and blood work (I made sure) -Sadly, he is not neutered even though he might as well be. -You can have all of his toys -He has a problem urinating in public. -Happily humps people at random. -His intelligence is questionable at best. -He has big feet but don’t let that intimidate you- not everything is even close to that big.
Oh! And if it isn’t clear- I am looking for a new home for my POS boyfriend. I would never give away my puppy.
Good luck training him. He is kind of a mess.
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