Man Sues Magicians For Stealing His Powers We tried to keep away from lawsuits levied by the obviously mentally ill, but this one was too demented to ignore. Christopher Roller, a Minnesota man, believes that he is God and that magicians including David Blaine and David Copperfield are siphoning off his abilities to do card tricks and whatnot. Roller has filed multiple suits against these conjurers, claiming that they are infringing on his patent (oh, did we forget to mention he patented being God?) and need to pay him $50 million in exchange. Roller's complaints have never made it all the way to trial, which is kind of a shame because we bet they would be pretty hilarious.