When you had this moment of panic, regret, and shame:
When you had to download an app for light like a damn caveman:
When these were the only emojis that mattered:
When you would text someone and your fingers would literally get a workout from all the button pushing:
When you wanted to watch a movie or play a game…
…and then when you had to rewind something because some rude idiot forgot to before
When you had to clean the mouse ball:
When you had to download an app for emojis
When you knew who was dating whom by the position in their Top 8:
When you would tell everyone to call you AFTER 9
When you had to go through a big production just to send a picture:
When you had to carry around an arsenal of technology:
When you had to put a camera to your actual face:
When you had get up and go switch the tape:
When wall-to-walls were a thing:
When WWW was a thing:
When you had to call yourself and enter your passcode:
When off never really meant off because you had to MANUALLY turn it off:
When stalking meant having a secret section on your buddy list:
When Netflix only came in envelopes:
When you had to print an actual piece of a paper to leave the house:
When going online meant this would eventually happen during a search:
When you had to wait all day (or sneak into the library) to see who was writing on your wall:
When Facebook was all about the word “is”
And most importantly: