Hipsters Shouldn't Be Allowed Anywhere Near Around The Food

7 Mar 2016


1

These cheesy beans on toast for which you have to grate the cheese yourself with a mini grater.


2

This crab mousse served in a fallen-over flowerpot lying on a plank.


3

These veganic sprouted brown rice cacao crisps.


4

This fried breakfast served on an actual fucking spade.


5

Kale AND quinoa popcorn, because one stereotype is not enough.


6

This muesli, which is made out of flowers instead of food.


7

This delicious burger, thoughtfully served on weighing scales so you get to feel terrible for the entire time you’re eating it!


8

These ice cream cones, which seem perfectly fine until you get to “pine”.


9

Brusselmole. Brussels sprout guacamole.


10

Not terrible enough for you? Try Kaleamole!


11

This prawn cocktail that comes in a bin.


12

Prosecco and elderberry flavour crisps.


13

These lamb chops and potatoes crammed into a fucking tumbler.


14

This actual coconut with a ring pull.


15

Sustainable smoked eel bruschetta.


16

This “deconstructed Vietnamese sandwich”.


17

This lovely* refreshing** pint of spaghetti bolognese.


18

This cauliflower and kale taco.


19

These green chicken, lemon, and kale sausages.


20

Cactus Jerky.


21

Bonus: This beer that doesn’t come with a ring pull. Instead there’s a special opener you have to use to punch a hole in the top yourself.



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dontbugme 4 year s ago
#21 -- That's the way they all used to come. And, there are no more "ring pulls" ("pull-tabs")... They're all "stay-tabs" now.
       
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birdman 4 year s ago
#4... How is this hipster? I was doing this over 40 years ago for breakfast on demolition jobs, using a steel cutting torch to heat the spade and cook it all up..
       
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tedimental 4 year s ago
that's exactly why it is hipster. you can clearly see food hasn't been cooked on that spade and also that there is real plate available.
       
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WitandWiticism 4 year s ago
Most have nothing to do with being "hipster." Novelty presentation or packaging, and unique food items are found everywhere.
       
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baniwe 4 year s ago
Tried the coconut from M&S and it was bloody awful, didn't feel mature unlike real coconut you buy and you have to break the sheel to eat/drink.
       
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