Hipsters Shouldn't Be Allowed Anywhere Near Around The Food (21 pics)

Posted in       7 Mar 2016       10279       5

These cheesy beans on toast for which you have to grate the cheese yourself with a mini grater.

1 Hipsters Shouldn

This crab mousse served in a fallen-over flowerpot lying on a plank.

2 Hipsters Shouldn

These veganic sprouted brown rice cacao crisps.

3 Hipsters Shouldn

This fried breakfast served on an actual fucking spade.

4 Hipsters Shouldn

Kale AND quinoa popcorn, because one stereotype is not enough.

5 Hipsters Shouldn

This muesli, which is made out of flowers instead of food.

6 Hipsters Shouldn

This delicious burger, thoughtfully served on weighing scales so you get to feel terrible for the entire time you’re eating it!

7 Hipsters Shouldn

These ice cream cones, which seem perfectly fine until you get to “pine”.

8 Hipsters Shouldn

Brusselmole. Brussels sprout guacamole.

9 Hipsters Shouldn

Not terrible enough for you? Try Kaleamole!

10 Hipsters Shouldn

This prawn cocktail that comes in a bin.

11 Hipsters Shouldn

Prosecco and elderberry flavour crisps.

12 Hipsters Shouldn

These lamb chops and potatoes crammed into a fucking tumbler.

13 Hipsters Shouldn

This actual coconut with a ring pull.

14 Hipsters Shouldn

Sustainable smoked eel bruschetta.

15 Hipsters Shouldn

This “deconstructed Vietnamese sandwich”.

16 Hipsters Shouldn

This lovely* refreshing** pint of spaghetti bolognese.

17 Hipsters Shouldn

This cauliflower and kale taco.

18 Hipsters Shouldn

These green chicken, lemon, and kale sausages.

19 Hipsters Shouldn

Cactus Jerky.

20 Hipsters Shouldn

Bonus: This beer that doesn’t come with a ring pull. Instead there’s a special opener you have to use to punch a hole in the top yourself.

21 Hipsters Shouldn

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dontbugme 5 year s ago
#21 -- That's the way they all used to come. And, there are no more "ring pulls" ("pull-tabs")... They're all "stay-tabs" now.
       
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birdman 5 year s ago
#4... How is this hipster? I was doing this over 40 years ago for breakfast on demolition jobs, using a steel cutting torch to heat the spade and cook it all up..
       
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tedimental 5 year s ago
that's exactly why it is hipster. you can clearly see food hasn't been cooked on that spade and also that there is real plate available.
       
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WitandWiticism 5 year s ago
Most have nothing to do with being "hipster." Novelty presentation or packaging, and unique food items are found everywhere.
       
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baniwe 5 year s ago
Tried the coconut from M&S and it was bloody awful, didn't feel mature unlike real coconut you buy and you have to break the sheel to eat/drink.
       
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