Myspace Celebrity Profiles That Are A Pure Embarrassment (17 pics)

Posted in CELEBS       18 Mar 2016       6538      

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First, we have Rihanna.

Nice picture. The background matches her eyes. But where was she playing her music?

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In malls.

In case you can’t make that out:“rihanna i love you so much i live in hoboken nj and i really want to see u in the mall on the 25th and i wanted to kno wut time u gonna be there pllzzzz get back to me”

Too bad Myspace didn’t have spellcheck.

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Now we have Kendall Jenner.

Please not that her user name was “horsegirl.” And apparently she was hyper.

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As for Kylie...

Apparently she “rocked.”

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Who is Lizzy Grant?

That would be Lana Del Rey, because that is her real name.  And her interests?

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Britney Spears, motorcycles, poison, and morphine.

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Hello Kim!

Or should I say, “Princess Kimberly,” seeing as her url was “kimsaprincess” and her header quote said “I’m a PRINCESS and you’re not so there!”

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And her Top 8?

Ray J was only #4, because apparently she was a rebel against the “your boyfriend should always be #1 in your top 8″ assumption.

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Oh, Katy Perry...

I’m thinking she wishes she could take back the headline of “Ya know it’ hard out thur 4 a Pimp.”

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Here's what you NEED to know.

She was obsessed with roller-skating, miniature gold, garage sales, estate sales, camping, and theme parties.

It really IS hard out there for a pimp, yo.

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Finally, Harry Styles, who was like, 12 or something.

“Hey dad! Can I have a sip of your wine?”

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His bio:

Who doesn’t want to meet Superman?

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If you posted a picture with a girl, that made you cool, right?

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Here we have Taylor Swift’s first Myspace picture.

Sweet and innocent enough, but what does she say in her bio?

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Pull up a chair. She got wordy.

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But the best part?

Works of art, y'all!

17 Myspace Celebrity Profiles That Are A Pure Embarrassment


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