If It’s Pink Then Of Course It’s For Girls (21 pics)

Posted in RANDOM       7 Apr 2016       4561      

Pens and pencils.

So excited. I’ve just been taking notes with my eyeliner!!

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Weightlifting gloves.

Like any woman would hit the squat rack WITHOUT sequins??

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Beer.

You can ask your husband what his craft IPA tasted like later, at home.

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Tools.

FINALLY. You weren’t going to risk not looking ~super cute~ while fixing the toilet flapper.

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A globe.

Your daughter will understand Middle Eastern geopolitics a lot better now. Syria is carnation pink, while Iran is salmon!

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Cheese.

Women are also allowed to eat mozzarella because it sort of rhymes with “Cinderella.”

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Tape.

You could use regular scotch tape, but what if somebody saw??

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Guitars.

It’s a wonder Joni Mitchell was able to write songs without one of these.

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Trail mix

Sometimes all those pecans and pepitas have rough edges that can hurt my delicate lady mouth. But not anymore!

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Computer cables.

Trying to work man cables is hard. But look, rhinestones!

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Bread.

Just be sure not to use this bread to make your man’s sandwich, or he’ll get pregnant.

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Earplugs.

I’ve been going deaf at rock shows. UNTIL NOW.

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Hemorrhoid wipes.

Because even your buttcrack should smell like flowers.

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Cake batter.

Your cake will now sneak through undetected in a combat zone. A Barbie combat zone.

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Energy drink.

Two words, ladies: SHOPPING. STAMINA.

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Dumbbells

I tried to use the normal dumbbells in the gym and they zapped me like I had just shuffled across some shag carpeting. That’s what you get for touching non-pink weights, fam.

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Pepper spray.

I don’t know about you guys, but I would rather let someone mug me than be seen using non-pink mace.

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Office supplies.

Add up your shopping budgets and tape pictures of kittens into your scrapbook with these lady-friendly office supplies!

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Vegetables.

I spent years lusting after my boyfriend’s manly endives before Diva finally made these ones I can eat.

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Laxative.

Women don’t get diarrhea. They GLOW.

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Lighters.

Just be careful not to break a nail!!!!

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