When he displayed how he earned that “World’s Best Boss” mug on his desk:
When he totally insulted Dwight with this sick burn that we’re still repeating to this day:
When he expressed how much he was not a fan of Toby:
Actually, basically every time he made fun of Toby:
When he screwed up his definitions at Phyllis’s wedding:
When he displayed this expert business acumen:
When he really, really messed up the definition of what it means to be bisexual:
The time he mistook Dunder Mifflin for Hogwarts:
When he really didn’t think this statement through, but he was so happy we didn’t care:
When he had this totally not-work-appropriate comeback:
When he displayed his lack of understanding of geography and world history:
When he knew he was a Queen Bey in a world of Michelles and Kellys:
When he wasn’t afraid to admit the truth:
When he had a reptilian-induced meltdown:
When he had this compelling legal justification:
When he basically spoke for us all with this statement:
When he unintentionally used this exceptional play on words:
When he tried way, way too hard to come up with this cinematic joke:
When he cooked up this avian pun:
When he demonstrated how to (poorly) take off a bra using Dwight as a model:
When he expressed his affection for the employees of Dunder Mifflin Scranton:
When he seemed to mix up a few adages:
And finally, when he knew about the hottest pizza spot in all of New York: