Goat dung was used quite a bit as well

Whats some piss without a little bit of shit?

Since Band-aids weren’t a thing back then, the Romans would use goat dung to patch up their wounds. Apparently, the best goat dung was collected in the spring and then dried. However, fresh goat dung was good in a pinch.

It doesn’t end there. Just like pee, the Romans had to find a way to get it into their mouths. When charioteers were tired and needed a boost, they would drink goat shit boiled in vinegar, or ground up goat shit mixed into water for an energy boost. It’s no red bull, but that’ll do, donkey.