When you don’t even have a chance to quit your day job because you got fired first.
Ever wonder why they call it snail mail?
People who expose themselves in public don’t usually dress that well.
Another reason fast food is bad for your health.
Not his poo, not his problem.
Does karma work that fast?
Before social media, people still got caught red-handed.
This is why people usually stay away from hairdressers with bad hair.
Justice is swift.
This is what happens when you use the Boston Marathon bombing as your Halloween costume inspiration. It only took four minutes to destroy her life.
If you feed chickens jalapenos, this will probably be the result.
I think this is what they call overcompensating.
Cheese makes everything better…
…except for this burger.
Some people just live for the thrill of it.
The foundation of the internet is cats, so I pity the fool who posts this on social media.
Buns out guns out.
See what I did there?
You had one job.
If your mother-in-law is more of a monster-in-law, you may actually consider this as a gift idea.
If you’re going to call your boss out, at least make sure he doesn’t have any dirt on you.
Well, that was almost a great surprise party.
They asked him to write an accurate, yet brief description of the show.
I think he nailed it.
This gives a whole new meaning to soft shell taco.
Let’s be real, everyone has those days when they just don’t care.
But if that’s every day for you, then you should dust off that resume.