The cow didn’t jump over the moon
One morning in 2013, the wife (and concurrently widow) of Joao Maria de Souza, woke up to find an unharmed cow in her bedroom and a severely injured husband. It was later determined that the cow had escaped from a nearby farm and wandered onto the room of their home. When he found himself on top of the bedroom, the roof/ceiling gave way and the cow landed right on top of Souza. He died later in hospital due to internal injuries.
Ma sacrée toux = My sacred cough
Massacrez tous = Massacre all ( kill all )