I too can laugh; I’m not made of stone
Greek philosopher Chrysippus of Soli, was a pretty serious serious and logical guy. There’s been several accounts of his death, but the most popular one is that one day he was watching a donkey eat some figs and then cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs.” He thought the image of a drunk donkey was so hilarious, he fell over laughing and succeeded in laughing himself to death.
Ma sacrée toux = My sacred cough
Massacrez tous = Massacre all ( kill all )