This Isn't Exactly What We Meant When We Told Him That He Could Look Up Puppy Training Tips On Youtube

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We Told Our 3yr Old That New Years Is Special Because You Get To Toast To A New Year. A Few Hours Later She Said "Are We Gonna Make Toast Now?!" And Thus A New Years Day Tradition Was Born

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2nd Graders Homework. My Friend's Awesome 6 Year Old Son Is Autistic And Takes Instructions Literally

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Bring A Fish To School Day

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Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

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My Kid Said I Gave Her Too Many Grapes. I Said Just Eat Half Of Them

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Future Lawyer? Was Told He Couldn't Go Outside

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Not Exactly What I Had In Mind When I Told My Son It Was Too Nice Out To Play Games Inside

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Took My Son To A Modern Art Museum And Told Him That He Needs To Really Think About The Art And What They Are Trying To Say. I Am Not Sure, But I Think I Have A Smartass On My Hands

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This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

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My Dad Told My Son To Get Ready For A Bedtime Story Adventure, So He Grabbed His Warm Hat And A Flashlight

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My Friend's Daughter Taking The Instructions Literally

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Directions Were To 'Draw Hands On The Clocks'

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I Asked My Son To Use Chopsticks At A Japanese Restaurant. This Is How He Used Them For The Soup

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My Wife Asked My Son To Put A Jar Of Water In Our Dog's Bowl. Saw This A Few Hours Later. Mission Accomplished

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I Was Fixing A Computer, And My 4 Year Old Son Asked Why, So I Said It Was To Make It Work Faster. A While Later, My Son Said He Had Already Solved The Problem. Then I Come Across This

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I Told My 5-Year-Old He Could Watch TV As Soon As He Ate Half Of His Hot Dog

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I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa... I Should Have Been More Specific

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My Son, The Realist, Brought This Home With Some Of His Kindergarten Schoolwork

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One Of Them Finally Cracked The Code

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I Told My Daughter She Couldn't Take Clothes Off The Hangers And Try Them On So I Got This

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I Told My 2 Year Old To Put Her Shoes By The Front Door. She Takes Me Very Literally Sometimes

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Told Our Kid To Go Put The Pizza Costume Back Where It Belongs.... Well He Wasn't Wrong

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I Asked The Kids Not To Eat All Of The Strawberries... Hey, At Least They Listen!

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I Mean, I'm Not Going To Be Mad. That Is Where I Told My Son Pooh Goes

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Technically Correct, The Best Kind Of Correct (5-Year Old Style)

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Told The 2Yo I Had To Finish Some Mixes Tonight - She Left This On My Desk For Me

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Phyto-Cell

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I Told My Son That I Don't Want To See The Cooler In This Room Again. I'm Not Even Mad

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On My Birthday, 10-Year-Old Sister Asked Me What Kind Of Stuff I Liked. I Told Her Mustaches, Guitars And Sloths. She Went Into Her Room And Came Back An Hour Later With This

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I Told My 5 Year Old Son That, If He Could Blow It Up, He Could Jump It

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I Asked My Three Year Old Daughter To Put Her Toys Away. This Is Where She Put Her Guitar...

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After About 25 Pics Of Them Jumping Around I Said, "Ok Can Mommy Just Get One Serious Picture?"

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My Sister-In-Law Asked The 4Yo To Put The Cookies On The Dining Room Table

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In His Defense, I Did Say To Put These In The Bathroom. There Is Nothing Like Having A Literal 2nd Grader Living In Your House

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Told The Kids Repeatedly Not To Wear Their Socks In The Garden And Finally They Are Listening To Me... These Are My Socks

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My Friend Told His Kid To Put His Clothes Away And Came Back To Find This Instead

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My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally

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Can't Deny That

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So I Told My 8 Year Old To Only Eat Half Of The Banana. This Was Her Interpretation

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I Asked My 6 Year Old To Put The Extra Roll Of Toilet Paper Under The Sink

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Asked My 11 Yr Old To Spread Out The Silverware After Cleaning

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Directions Said 3 Inches Apart. That's Precisely How Far Apart They Will Be

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Maybe I Shouldn't Have Told My Daughter You Can Make "Art" Out Of Anything

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This Smart Kid

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My Sister Taught Math To 4th Graders In China. Honest Mistake

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New Post Sign In Sign Up Next Post My Daughter Takes Things Literally

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I Asked My Son To Make Me Mozzarella Sticks And This Is What He Gave Me

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