If you keep making mistakes, something eventually has to go right:
And living in denial can often be comforting:
When studying is hard, try getting creative:
It’s probably smart to earn the trust of your classmates:
And it’ll help you in the long run if you build a better reputation with your teachers:
Everything can serve many purposes if you believe enough:
And when you don’t have the right utensils, you can always improvise:
It’s okay to call upon higher forces for self discipline:
When something seems too good to be true, it probably is:
Sympathy is always worth a shot:
And you should probably decorate your room yourself:
You’ll learn to be resourceful:
But there is such a thing as being too resourceful.
It’s important to have each other’s backs:
Sometimes honestly really does feel like the best policy:
Remember that practice doesn’t always make perfect:
And you should probably play closer attention in class:
You can accomplish great triumphs when you actually show up:
No idea is a bad idea when you’re running out of time:
And some ideas are simultaneously moronic and pure genius:
You’ll have to unlearn the natural instincts university has ingrained in you:
You can find other purposes for the compulsory textbooks you spent all your money on:
When it seems like your teachers actively want you to fail, you have to keep going:
And no matter what happens, no matter how daunting doing the dishes may seem… never, ever stoop this low:
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