This sighting of a deeply pissed-off stag.
This elderly woman, who was spotted wheeling a 4ft penis around Inverness in her trolley.
This unlucky sign placement.
“Yeah, I want to go on an adventure. But I don’t want it to be exciting.”
“Hold on I’ve got just the thing.”
This snack served up in an Oban guest house.
“Do you have any hobbies?” “Yes I knit novelty Frozen condoms for bollards.”
This disturbing battle in Inverness.
What the fuck is a Pokeman? And why does it hate dolphins?
This unfortunately-worded advert.
This “diversion” on Jura.
And this Highland traffic jam.
First the diversion, now this.
This truly batshit advert.
“There are no blemishes on my nut.” Good to know.
This impractical suggestion.
This baffling “meltdown.”
Tom, who has built a 62-ton, whale-shaped boat called Moby on the shores of Loch Nevis.
This disturbing discovery.
This sweet, but badly-thought-out, proposal.
“”Ewe will marry me Emma’. That seems a bit presumptuous.”
“Soz they’re supposed to be in a different order.”
This warning spotted in the West Highlands:
This disgruntled pub owner in Inverness:
These men, who are too sexy for their kilts.
This incredibly vague sign.
This bizarre hay bale sculpture.
This selfie taken on the West Highland Way.
Yes, those are all midges. Fuckkkkk. *Crosses Scottish Highlands off bucket list.*
And this salty news report about Kanye West.