Every person has done the cup walk of shame:
Become the over the shoulder anti-scroll patrol:
Told the “I’ll be right there” lie:
And done the “THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER READ” routine:
Every person has tried to play literally every instrument imaginable in air form:
And tried to sing every part:
Every person has shopped exactly like this
And for some reason thought 5 stars can’t be trusted:
Every person has traveled through space and time:
Wondered why they’re tired when they know the real answer:
Leaned back too far:
And done the “I’m really thinking about this” face:
Every person has spent way too long in the shower:
And used WAY MORE than a dime:
And every person has experienced the fear:
Every person has packed like this:
And got ready like this:
And they’ve definitely used the chair before:
Every person has become the Replacement King:
Ate one fruit and felt invincible:
And every person has told way too much way too quickly:
Every person has needed that minute to survive:
Or felt this suspicion:
Or woken up for no good reason thinking about something that happened on a Tuesday at 11:21 a.m. years ago:
Every person has had this Friday night:
Or this Saturday morning:
Everyone has mocked their parents before:
And their co-workers too:
And, finally, every person has laughed exactly like this:
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