First of all, bagels are being made out of SPAGHETTI?!?!?!?
These things are called "hand salads." What does this mean? It means people are DIPPING LEAVES into dressing. This is not a salad. This is a leaf. A LEAF!
Tea is being served like some kind of damn physics experiment.
Look what they've done to spaghetti.
Sandwiches are being served in book cases. YOU CAN'T READ A SANDWICH!
This lettuce is basically in salad jail.
LADY, PEACOCKS AREN'T PETS. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL FREE BIRDS!!!
Bread isn't a toy. It's a way of life.
These are fries not G.D. Season 12 of Doctor Who!!!
They made cheese dangerous. SWEET, BEAUTIFUL CHEESE!
Tempura is being suffocated inside a high heel.
That's a shoe! A SHOE! A STINKY-ASS SHOE!
A drink out of a lightbulb... OK!?!?!?!
I'm so hangry.
No one should ever know how much mac 'n' cheese they're about to stuff into their gullet.
People, hummus should NOT BE sweet.
Pots are for flows! FOR FLOWS!
What even in the????
Mason jar shot glasses? Got ya covered!
In the time it took you to find something to play this cassette on, you could listen to this song on the radio 18 times.
$148 for a necklace with pizza on it! If you love pizza that much just buy a slice for 148 days and carry it around with you! It's cheaper!
Why would you pee into a damn cauldron?!!!
Cassettes are gone for a reason!
This is a sandwich, not trash. It doesn't deserve this.
And bacon hangin' like a pair of undies on a hot summer day. Christ on a cracker!