You have two vital organs that get the most say in your life. Your brain and your…heart.

Can you hear that? It’s the sound of your “wick” cackling faintly.

You log into a happening hot girls chat and try to play it cool. Keep it together. You’re a charmer. You can do this. Then knock, knock. Who is it? It’s your personal one-gun salute here to remind you it has other plans. Those plans are to troll the hell out of your brain until one of you makes a move – either to a cold shower or to turning on the web cam. Might as well not be the only thing turned on in the room.