You can’t really hold it against brain. It doesn’t always know when it’s supposed to be holding the rest of you against someone else. There are a lot of things to keep track of – intentions, work, taxes, whether or not the new season of Game of Thrones will be good.

Never fear. Sometimes another vital organ needs to step in to return brain to the basics: your friendly neighborhood dick. Helping you avoid boring a beautiful woman into clicking away from your quickflirt.com page, by facepalming, going “DUDE, REALLY?” and getting you back on the straight and narrow.

Dick has your back.