Actually, he put her wedding dress for sale. But not just that, he also wrote an ad for the dress that burned his cheating wife to her very bones…
Grab your popcorn, this is good shit.
The first line is kindling for a page full of burns:
“Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband’s closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!”
“This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous ‘soulmate’.”
“A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very clothes Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.”
This dude just went nuclear on his scandalous ex! The ad keeps going though:
“This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the “entitlement” to legally obtain half of your husband-to-be’s worldly possessions.
This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.
Cosmetically, the garment is in much better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.”
Now that’s how you handle a cheater. Rumor has it the ad caused her to spontaneously combust, but not confirmation yet.
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